Sparkling Water Post

Well I went to Target today on my break. I bought some gum and Perrier. As I was sitting in my car drinking said Perrier I remembered something I must have blocked out during my European stint. Because I can't speak Czech, I sometimes bought things without really knowing what they were. It's like Borat but in reverse: funny American girl doesn't understand a foreign culture! So once, er maybe more than a dozen times I bought this sparkling water.


Granted not all the time, because this sparkling water was like 13 korun and for 1.5 koruna I could buy Tesco sparkling water. But sometimes when I was feeling spendy or drunk or recovering from being drunk I would buy it. I liked it cause it was kinda chalky. I believe this is due to the magnisium in it, or what I assume is magnesium. Magnesia=Magnisium?? Perhaps. But I think it makes you shit. That's the point I'm trying to make. I repeatedly bought shit water. It tasted good and it always made me feel better, due to it's magical cleansing properties. Of big ole shits.