About 5 minutes ago I was rolling a shit-ton of cigarettes and while doing so was weighing in my head the pros and cons of cigarette rolling. I thought it warranted a blog and since I haven't written in a while here we go.
Pros
-Cheaper
-The tobacco actually tastes and smells good
-I like that it justifies carrying around a cigarette case. This is not so much about looking cool to my many, many friends (read: cats, fiancee) but because I like being able to employ such an anachronistic item.
Cons
-I don't like rolling them
-Annoying
-I hate going into the tobacco shop full of hipsters and cock suckers who buy the same shit as me and then tote it over in their messenger bag to Cafe Ambrosia where they proceed to discuss the merits of rolling their own cigarettes before they go into the bathroom and jerk themselves off to their own hep image of theirselves in the mirror.
-I'm impatient and unless I roll a shit-ton of cigarettes at one time I don't like waiting for one to be rolled
oh oh hold on.....oh nevermind, thought that was my jitterbug.
-Usually makes me angry because they are a fucking bitch to roll
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